If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*